Funny Birthday Wishes

• Am I the first one to wish you Happy Birthday today? No? The second one? No? Doesn't matter, because I was the first one who thought of you at midnight on you big day!

• It's your lucky day! But be careful and don't set your cake on fire with so many candles!!!

• Wishing your Facebook Timeline is filled with wishes from people you have never met!

• On your special day I wish that mosquitoes will suck your fat instead of blood!

• Happy B'day! How old you are, I won't ask.... :P

• No matter how old you get, we don't think you'll ever grow up. Happy birthday!

• You are not getting older. You just collect wrinkles!

• Why do you worry about growing older, when you are like wine just getting better and better with age? Happy Birthday!

• There is a really smart, rich, and famous person who was born today. Too bad it wasn't you. Maybe it will be next year. Happy birthday!

• Unexpected showers? Braking clouds? Lightning from nowhere? Don't be afraid, this is God's way of wishing you a thunderous Happy Birthday!

• Amazing that you were once a helpless little child, but now you a giant helpless person! Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake!

• Happy Birthday to you! May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmother's teeth!

• Enjoy your special day. May your wishes come true and... your wife not find out!

• May this year be the best of your life, until the next one. Happy birthday!

• Nothing could make me more happy than sending this b'day message! ...Except, maybe, sending it from the beach in Florida!

• Oops, you're old! It's not funny, but you're getting funnier looking!

• Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake while you can still count them.

• Age hasn't spoiled you. Happy Birthday.

• Who cares about your birthday. I mean, it's not like a holiday or something…

• I don't really have anything witty to say. So Happy Birthday!

• No matter how old you get, I don't think you'll ever grow up. Happy birthday!

• Congratulations on the **th anniversary of your 16th birthday!

• Happy Birthday. It's so good to be handsome and smart. Can you remember???

• You're my best friend. Happy Birthday to you! Just one question - you're paying the bill, aren’t you?

• On your special day, I thought of giving you the cutest gift ever. But how can I give you yourself??? :)

• Formula for living long is to continue breathing. On this note, I wish you a Happy Birthday!

• The four signs of old age are loss of memory... and I can't remember the others… Happy Birthday to you!

• You only live once, but if you work it right - once is enough. Happy Birthday!

• The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and … lie about your age. Happy Birthday to you! I wish you live for a thousand years!

• Today you reached the age of responsibility. Give it a few months and you will be wondering why you were in such a hurry to get here. Happy Birthday!

• You're 21 now, so you can drink. Just think in 14 years you can become president of the US. Just because you can do something doesn't mean it's a good idea to try. I wish you a thunderous Happy Birthday!

• I don't tell you this everyday, but be thankful your birthday comes just once a year. Think how old you would be if it came every month! Have a rocking day!

• Congratulations on your Birthday! If someone says that you're getting old, don't listen to him and throw your artificial teeth set or hit with your walking stick!

• It's your special day. Look ahead, think back, sing out, dance around, get down, live it up and have a memorable B'day!

• When you was born, you was so surprised that didn’t talk for more than a year.

• Birthdays are a way of telling you to eat more cake.

• Birthdays are good for your health - the more birthdays you celebrate, the longer you live.

• Finally you are 18, and can legally do everything you have been doing for years!

• Today is the first day of your life as an old person...

• A simple task for You! Put your right hand on your left shoulder and the left hand on the right. Now shout joyously - you just received a big b'day hug from me!

• It's good to know that someone likes you, think about you and need you. But it feels even better when you know that someone remember your birthday! Yes, it's me!!!

• It‘s no matter how old you are - you don't look it!

• I will stand and hold my breath untill you promise to have a fantastic Happy Birthday. Please, please promise quickly!

• A person like you is too special for just a b'day card. So keep the envelope too!

• On birthdays kids wish to be older, adults - to be younger.