Funny B'day Rhymes

• You think you're special because it’s your birthday today.
That's complete nonsense... you're special every day!

• Columbus was a famous man;
Einstein was one, too.
They were known to all, but then,
Along came you!
Warm wishes for a Happy Birthday to you!

• It's official - you've lived one more year,
You're birthday gifted and caked,
But don't think you're fully mature,
Because you're really only half-baked!

• May all your dreams come true,
Hope you get some really great presents too!
Happy Birthday to you!

• A quick death and an easy one;
A pretty girl and an honest one;
A cold beer -- and another one.
Happy Birthday!

• How old are you? I’m not keeping score,
I love my birthday, but here’s the thing -
I’m really glad the birthday’s yours,
This way I don’t have to hear you sing!

• Can you sing? Not a thing!
Can you dance? Not a chance!
Can you play? Oh, no way!
Can you eat and drink? All day!
Enjoy your special day! Happy Birthday!

• Too often you don't like my taste,
And sometimes my gifts go to waste!
So this year my gift to you,
Is this poem and my kiss, too!

• Today on your birthday
I think you should know,
You are getting too old now
to ... suck on your toe!

• On your special day
Consider your luck.
You could have been born
As a dog, cow, or duck!

• So many candles,
And so little cakes,
But don't be worry-
You have true friends!
Happy Bday to you!

• Your special day is very near,
You're getting a little older-
But you're still my dear!